This brought a smile to my face

1). The Lecturers don't teach... The Students don't study... The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the 'Dhaba' next to the college.

2). Rules are made to be broken.

3). Promises are made to be broken.

4). Deadlines are made to be extended... ALWAYS!

5). Guys always think the chics in the next college are more beautiful.

6). The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.

7). The lab assistants are the most respected people (During the lab exams i.e)

8). The watchmen are the people who are bribed the most.

9). The HOD is the person most respected! (Heights of sycophancy here :D)

10). The Principal is the person who is abused and insulted the most! (Behind his back... Obviously!)

11). Dropping subjects is 'Cool' (Arey yaar... Drop the idea of dropping subjects plz).

12). There is always a lecturer in the college who can't speak proper 'English'.

13). Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.

14). The most important tool... the Bhramastra... is the 'Chit' in which the words can only be understood by the person who wrote them (in most of the cases i.e)

15). The freshers are the most sought after people in the college... Be it in the canteen, during the 'free' periods or for completing the records, assignments.

16). The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the don-of-the-college' feeling.

17). The third-years are the ones with the 'So-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long. But the fun still continues.

18). The fourth-years have no connection with the college whatsoever... With no interest in ragging, pulling each other's legs, the b'day parties, the b'day bumps which they enjoyed so much all these years till now. All they want is a good placement and a '1st-class' tag attached to their resume.

19). The first three years are spent in cursing the college, the people there, and the system.

20). But towards the end of the fourth year, people tend to feel nostalgic about the pure unadulterated fun they had for 4 years. The very system they disliked, the very canteen they cursed, the time that they spent there, the b'day bumps they suffered... All these become the best days of their lives...